i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
