You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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