Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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