i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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