ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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