I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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