Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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