What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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