Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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