Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My breasts were aching with rage.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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