How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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