Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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