Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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