Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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