shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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