After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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