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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down

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  i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him

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• (315): View more from New York

  I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Do what your heart wants. . .

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  My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.

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  I'm trying to hide in the table.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard

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  GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Do you ever just admire your boobs?

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