i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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