And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize