you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sext me about skeletons
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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