Your dad touched me again.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
A bitchslap is in order.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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