i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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