One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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