you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
