2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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