actually, I'm a sock model
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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