Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
