How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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