I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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