Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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