I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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