i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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