Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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