fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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