I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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