that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
