Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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