I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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