so that wasnt chicken after all
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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