Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I need to align my fucking chakras
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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