fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
It's blow job season.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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