y did u give ur computer a hand job?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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