My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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