yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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