Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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