Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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