i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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