i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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