Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Randomize
