He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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