I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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