I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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