he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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