If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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