And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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