it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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