ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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